All of which are true, the names or details may be slightly changed to protect the guilty from time to time and depending on the circumstances of the telling... but they're generally entertaining.
I can be quite the hit at parties once my "illicit life" comes out. If it's a crowd of people who "get it". Otherwise it's a horrible thing to have people know as they avoid me and point on their way to the onion dip.
So many times I hear people tell me "You have such great stories, you really ought to write a book". I keep thinking about it. Every few years I get the itch to start writing it all down (in fact that was the impetus for this very blog) and thinking about putting it into some sort of interesting and/or readable form. Something always gets in the way (writers block, persnickety comuters, potential litigation) and I never seem to get any coherent chapters committed to paper (or pixels).
I do have a very dear friend who insists he would be happy to edit a manuscript for me should I ever get my shit together enough to produce one. While I truly enjoy writing I've mostly only written BDSM erotica and well, this blog. I suppose it's been good practice (especially when I was writing on a near-daily basis) and practice makes purrfect.
So maybe someday soon... that would be one helluva book tour!